Boyfriend: If you google "Taco Baby," you get a photo of a baby wearing a taco costume.
Anastacia: What kind of taco is it wearing?
Boyfriend: It looks like a crispy taco with green paper lettuce and orange felt cheese.
Anastacia: Mmmm... orange felt cheese.
Boyfriend: So, he’s first in the phone book and in your heart.
Anastacia: Why in your heart?
Boyfriend: Because, "amigo."
Anastacia: Omygod, someone has to answer the phone there. "Hottie Tan, Ashleigh speaking... Hottie Tan, Ashleigh speaking... Hottie Tan, Ashleigh speaking..."
Boyfriend: If I worked there, I would answer, "Hottie Tan, where tanning is our passion. How may we tan you today, Hottie?"
Anastacia: Adding "hottie" at the end of your greeting is creepy, creepier than being passionate about tanning.