Boyfriend: If you google "Taco Baby," you get a photo of a baby wearing a taco costume.
Anastacia: What kind of taco is it wearing?
Boyfriend: It looks like a crispy taco with green paper lettuce and orange felt cheese.
Anastacia: Mmmm... orange felt cheese.
Boyfriend: So, he’s first in the phone book and in your heart.
Anastacia: Why in your heart?
Boyfriend: Because, "amigo."
Anastacia: Omygod, someone has to answer the phone there. "Hottie Tan, Ashleigh speaking... Hottie Tan, Ashleigh speaking... Hottie Tan, Ashleigh speaking..."
Boyfriend: If I worked there, I would answer, "Hottie Tan, where tanning is our passion. How may we tan you today, Hottie?"
Anastacia: Adding "hottie" at the end of your greeting is creepy, creepier than being passionate about tanning.
Anastacia: I wonder, what does the "T" stand for? Toe?
Boyfriend: Yeah, like if you go in and want your finger nails done, they send you away. Also, "nail" is singular so they might just do one of your toes.
Anastacia: "T Nail is our name, and one toe is our game!" I may try to sell that slogan to them.
Boyfriend: That’s a cynical name, like they didn’t even care.
Anastacia: Right? Like, "Dogs-N-Giggles."
Boyfriend: Or "Wizard Dragon Castle Tattoo."
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