3. You will RSVP yourself, your boo, and your bestie for all the same events so that no one gets left out.
People will get left out. And there will be fights.
4. "I'm going to take it easy during Interactive so I'm not burned out when the music starts."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wow, that's good stuff.
5. "I'm going to lose 10 pounds before SX"
You actually gained weight subsisting on nothing but tacos for three days, since you figured you didn't need groceries for SXSW week.
6. "As soon as I get back home, I’m going to work on launching my cat rental app service: Meow-ly."
Might as well abandon that notion right... MEOW!
7. You tell yourself that after two beers and a burger from Casino el Camino you will make it back to the afternoon keynote
You will end up napping in the overflow room.