Mobile gaming should be more about cutting up evil hordes than rope, fruit, or your wrists because you can't finish level 3-1 of Angry Birds. So this weekend, hit the unveiling of God of Blades: White Whale Games' pulp-fantasy-novel and prog-rock-influenced side scroller, debuting at the Highball during the monthly indie-gaming meet-up Juegos Rancheros. Basically, you'll love this game if you...
were mastering the Bushido Blade while all the other kids were out Street Fighting
wish Brian Eno had done soundtracks for weird 1970s Italian horror movies
always thought you deserved a magical sword for Foursquaring your arrival at a library?
were nerding out to pulp fantasy novels way before the people who beat you up for doing that picked up Game of Thrones
find yourself incensed by the way other games involving imaginary creatures play loose with the laws of physics
want to protect the planet from doom-cults, and also once joined a Doom cult
Intrigued? Then watch the trailer, then head to the Highball for happy hour-priced booze and hands-on demos (including bonus levels involving endless evil hordes!), or you'll be one angry bird.