While most of the city's residents (and even the occasional US president) are proud to call themselves Berliners, they'd also be the first to admit that it's not without its faults. Berlin has problems. In fact, it has precisely 99 of them...
1. Hipsters here make hipsters in other cities look normal
2. Dogs poop, as far as the eye can see
3. English television poorly dubbed into German
4. Berghain’s door policy (just ask Felix Da Housecat)
5. Coming out of bars reeking like an ashtray
6. So much paperwork, all the time, for everything
7. Seeing people in the sauna that you should never, ever see naked