Congrats! You’ve made it to the city everyone's talking about. Creative spirits, cheap booze, and despite those two things, a totally functional economy. You’re in the European epicenter of cool and you want to explore it for real, instead of just buying a brilliantly faked piece of The Wall (it’s a brick!) and visiting a fast-food chain with sliiiightly different menu choices. Here’s how:
How to avoid Berlin's tourist traps
You’ve been told to: Go to Checkpoint Charlie
You should really: Head to Bernauer Strasse
Tourists’ first pit stop in Berlin usually has something to do with the city’s sort of, somewhat, a little bit, kind of checkered past. Skip the selfie-farm at Check Point Charlie and Unter den Linden -- where Germans dress as US Army soldiers & pose for pics -- and head to the Bernauer Strasse memorial instead. It’s the last piece of the preserved, for-real Berlin Wall, complete w/ the super-intimidating border fortifications, a viewing tower & tons of info.
You want to do this: City bus tours
Do this instead: City bus 100 and 200
Sure, those massive tour buses with the apparently hilarious MC cruising around the city look tempting. Instead of overpaying for a ride around town however, hop onto line 100 or 200 of the city buses, which run along a similar route, from Alexanderplatz to West Berlin’s Zoological Garten. They’re also double decker, they pass basically every cool/photogenic desto in the city, and they don't have a dude demonstrating the German sense of humor.
First timers: Go on a boat tour of the city
Second timers: Go on a dig-deep tour of the city
Taking a boat tour along Berlin’s Spree River can be a great way to see the views, get some info on the city & check a spotting of the major landmarks off your list. Whatever. For the real Berlin experience, get off the boat and try one of the city’s awesome cultural tours, exploring topics like street art, Berlin’s music scene & vintage shopping.
Newbies: Eat a currywurst
Pros: Eat a spicy currywurst
Berliners have a love-hate relationship w/ the currywurst, that is to say, many locals look down at this lowly sauced sausage like a red-headed step child. But enough people love 'em 'cause you can grab a currywurst at nearly every corner. If you are gonna try this delicacy, be in the know & order your wurst spicy. And by spicy we mean ear-smokingly hot.
Tourists: Shop on Kurfurstendamm
Locals: Get some new duds in Kreuzberg
Head to Ku’damm literally any day and you’ll find this “shopping mile” packed, mostly w/ tourists looking for KaDeWe. Skip the mass of international brands and get some real Berliner style by heading to the much cooler neighborhood of Kreuzberg. Places to check out include Voo, Search and Destroy & Hard Wax.
Guide book readers: See the city skyline from the TV Tower
Guide book writers: See it from Teufelsberg
Everyone wants to get a view of Berlin, and the giant TV tower seems like as good as any place to do it from, right? Actually, no. Skip the massive fee they charge for riding the elevator 200 meters up, and instead hike yourself over to Wilmersdorf’s Teufelsberg, a former spy station (!) sitting on the highest point in Berlin. The place is quasi-abandoned -- some entrepreneurial Berliner’s charge admission -- but we’ve “heard” you can sneak in.
Chumps: Drink Sternburg
Champions: Drink craft Berlin brews
Most Berlin bars serve the cheap crap, but you're on vacation, and their foreign coin is like Monopoly money to you, so saddle up and prepare to drink something good. The city has a growing scene of microbreweries pumping out far better suds -- try Hops & Barley, Heidenpeters & Vagabund for great homebrews at the bar, or head to Berlin Bier Shop to pick up a couple bottles of something other than a pils or dunkel.
1. Hops & BarleyWühlischstr. 22, Berlin
2. HeidenpetersEisenbahnstr.42-43, Berlin
3. Vagabund BrauereiAntwerpener Strasse 3, Berlin
4. Voo StoreOranienstr. 24, Berlin
5. Search and DestroyOranienstraße 198, Berlin
6. Hard WaxPaul-Lincke-Ufer 44a, Berlin
7. Berlin Bier ShopKirchstr. 23, Berlin
With its tiled floors & walls, exposed pipes, and visible brewing gear, Hops & Barley has a distinct English brewpub vibe to it. And while Germany generally trumps England in just about everything (football, cars, delicious sausages), this Berlin spot does well taking cues from the Brits. The Hops & Barley crew regularly brews pilsners, dark pils, wheats, and cider, and, on occasion they even bring out special IPAs and brown lagers.
Johannes Heidenpeter is operating his newish brewing project out of Kreuzberg's Markthalle Neun, offering market customers a range of IPAs, pale ales, saisons, and, come winter, stouts and porters.
This microbrewery is the project of three American ex-pats who were home brewers back in the states. Although the shop is currently only open on weekends, Vagabund is hard at work on small batch IPAs, Szechuan saisons, and coffee stouts.
This clothing and apparel store in Kreuzberg has a diverse collection of items and brands from athletic gear to outerwear.
Search and Destroy certainly isn't the most inviting name, but that doesn't seem to stop plenty of folks from checking out this sweet skate shop.
Located in Kreuzberg, Hard Wax carries a massive collection of old school records, ranging from just about any genre you can think of.