13. We really do go clubbing Sunday morning
And even better, Sunday afternoon, and Sunday night, and maybe Monday morning...
14. Everyone still smokes here
It’s allowed, and your hair and clothes are going to stink tomorrow, so just accept it.
15. Watch out for the bike lanes
They’re the different color bricks on the sidewalk. Try not to add any red to them.
16. We really do have swanky places like Soho House
We’re not complete and total anarchist-squatter-hippie freaks. It’s quite nice, actually.
17. All shops are closed on Sundays
Leaving us no option except to go out, ugh, partying again.