"If I meet another guy who says he's a Triple Eagle, I'm going to light a Super Fan t-shirt on fire, wrap it in a brick, and throw it through the Conte Forum's window." -- A hilariously specific and angry patron of the Tip Tap Room.
"The windsurfing President guy, Tom Kerry, lives there." -- A teenage girl on Revere St, pointing to a brownstone definitely not owned by John Kerry.
"Well, of course your heels going to get stuck in these things. You think Pilgrims wore [swear word!] heels?" -- One twenty-something girl, walking on the cobblestones, to another.
"I don't know who any of the [new candidates for] mayors are. I literally thought Menino just went to the DMV every year and renewed his mayorship." -- That same dude at the Tip Tap Room.
"He's like the guy who goes to Figawi by himself." -- A college-aged guy on the phone, who, honestly, looked like the type of guy who would go to Figawi by himself.