Boston has a wonderfully rich history, but those Puritanical roots work against the city when it comes to gentlemen's entertainment. The truth is, to experience the best that the Boston area has for strip clubs, you gotta leave Boston proper. Here is the definitive ranking of the 10 best strip clubs that are worth the trek from Beantown.
The King's Inn, known to locals under a less flattering porcine nickname, is the club with the highest odds of landing a stripper who begins crying mid-lap dance. It's the place you joke with your friend that you're taking him for his birthday... and then actually do. Though you can coax one of the bartenders to give you an overpriced back rub here, it's odd that you'd rather get a back rub than have a naked woman gyrating on your lap. Worth it alone to hear about the legend of "Oldie Hawn," quite a story to be told there.