Clown Shoes Brewfest & Olympic Games

Get over your sadness about no longer being able to watch Kazakh women lift weights by jumping head first into this inaugural four-hour competitive brewfest. Enjoy the likes of jugglers, contortionists, and human statues (!...?) before sampling a crap ton of beer, Carlton-snap-dancing to live tunes and beer poetry readings, and partaking in the actual games, which involve wrestling in sumo suits, running while wearing clown shoes, and even tossing kegs into kiddie pools.