Pawtucket Red Sox at McCoy Stadium, 1 Columbus Avenue; Pawtucket, RI; 401.724.7300
While the end of the home sell-out streak did make more tickets available, it, unfortunately, did not make the seats at Fenway any bigger. Which is why, after showing your friend the stadium from the outside (and/or taking the tour), you should make the 45min drive to Pawtucket, RI, to catch a Triple-A PawSox game at McCoy Stadium while making infinity Outside Providence references.
The Sports Museum, 100 Legends Way; West End; 617.624.1234
Finally, subtly remind your frat brother that you live in the country's greatest sports town while he's stuck cheering for the Royals by stopping at TD Garden, where, on the fifth & sixth levels, the TSM showcases sports memorabilia like Larry Bird's locker, the shoes Vinatieri wore when he kicked the winning field goal in Super Bowl XXXVI, and even one of first nose guards worn by early football players.