It's not news that many of our presidents were ruthless womanizers... unless you consider "news" to be the only thing on the news. Because apparently this is all you people care about, check out Presidential Pickup Lines.
A just-created funny Tumblr (Funblr?), PPL overlays pictures of some of our greatest presidents (also, Warren G. Harding) with oft-witty imaginings of what they'd say to pick up girls, besides, of course, "I'm the president". Some choice ones:
George Washington: Let's make like Paul Revere and go for a midnight ride.
Andrew Johnson: You're gonna need reconstruction after this Johnson.
Benjamin Harrison (he existed!): Baby, your legs are Grover Cleveland's terms, and it's about time I got between them.
William Howard Taft: I was a Supreme Court Justice and a president...I'm pretty good at holding multiple positions.
Ronald Reagan: I know something else that trickles down.
Think you've got what it takes to scribble puns across pictures of presidents you find on Wikipedia?! Well consider your bluff called (also, consider it not really bluff-worthy) and submit your own to the Funblr, though don't expect it to be news to anyone when he rejects yours as "not that funny".