4. Expect traffic. Everywhere. All the time.
Take a "Massachusetts Left" when the other guy blinks. (He will). Wherever you are going is more important.
5. Hate the Yankees
All of them. Especially Jeter. Yeah, verily.
6. Understand the difference between a frappé and a milkshake
They’re not the same, and you should know better.
7. Sing "Sweet Caroline" and "Dirty Water" at the top of thine lungs
Please open your hymnals to page 17. We kiddeth, you know these by heart.
8. Pronounce Worcester and Gloucester correctly
Lest ye be exiled to Leominster.
9. Tailgate in sub-zero temperatures for a Pats game
That’s why God invented whiskey and North Face jackets.