Boston: The Cradle of Liberty. The Hub. It’s your new home, and you’re gonna love that dirty water. As a rookie in the city, you will make some fresh-from-the-farm faux pas. Like these...
1. You hop on the T at Park St, and then get out at Downtown Crossing
No one will notice your mistake except for you, and only after you spend infinity minutes waiting for a two second ride in which the distance between stations is roughly the same as the length of the train.
2. You mispronounce Worcester and Gloucester
Locals will jump all over you for this one. Be ready for HEAPS of scorn/ridicule. You’ve been warned.