3. You think Faneuil Hall is THE place to hang out
If you happen to be a 19-year-old d-bag, you're right. Otherwise, you aren't.
4. You try to buy a condo in the city
Unless you’re the love child of Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg (ewww), this is pretty much impossible. You’ll just have to scour Craigslist for no-fee apartment listings like everybody else.
5. You bring your car here from the 'burb you formerly called home
This isn’t Akron, so kick your wheels to the curb (literally and figuratively) and become part of the urban tribe of frustrated T commuters.
6. You drive Downtown
After circling until Doomsday for street parking, you’ll shell out $30+ for one measly hour in a garage. (And the price goes up after Doomsday).