4. Get taken to heaven on a walkway of golden light
Or, you know, head to the Infinite Corridor and check out MITHenge. By the way, how hilarious is it that MIT's website warns you not to stare directly into in the sun during this phenomenon? Thanks for the tip, geniuses!
5. Attend dozens of absurdly different college parties in one night
You could hit a tech nerd robotics party (MIT, you're already there!), a frat party (Harvard), a liberal arts short story slam poetry party (Emerson), then a basement prog rock jam party (Berklee). No one would even notice how old you are, because... okay they'd probably notice.