Boston Guy Spots 'Sea Monstah,' Predictably Goes Wicked Crazy

Published On 09/23/2015 Published On 09/23/2015
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Now Michael Bergin -- who posted this video of his encounter with a mysterious, rather large fish -- is probably a nice man, and not necessarily a bonafide Masshole. But, the aforementioned clip packs more Massachusetts stereotypes than a Wahlberg family picnic.

Is it dying? Is it a fucking whale? It a tuna? A floundah with the fins? All we truly know is that he's seeing some shit he ain't nevah seen before. 

Congrats Mike, and your frequently mentioned buddy, Jay -- you guys fuckin' made it, bro. And you didn't even have to call the Coast Gauhhhd.

Wil Fulton is a Staff Writer for Thrillist. He wrote this while wearing a Yankees cap. Follow him @wilfulton