15. Everyone is in love with Tom Brady
Guaranteed, Brady love transcends age, gender, race, time, and space.
16. If you’re gay, you will end up at Machine
There are a ton of gay and gay-friendly joints around town, but Machine is the black hole of the LGBTQ scene; it’ll suck you in, and before you know it, you’ll be trying to pole dance with the ripped lesbian chick in the trucker hat whose moves are 1,000 times better than yours (just don’t try to Snapchat the experience). You’ll probably also end up at Paradise, Machine’s much trashier Cambridge cousin.
17. We’re pretty kinky
Maybe it’s the years of censorship and sexual repression, but Boston’s doctors, lawyers, students, programmers, and artists are steadily establishing a reputation as some of the most sexually adventurous in the country.