Somerville's Somerville. But like, Somerville from the '80s' Somerville.
One of its high-school teams is still called the Red Raiders, which no one objects to, because it’s the least politically incorrect thing that's ever happened in Quincy.
The crown jewel of Route 1, and home to Square One Mall, where an unusual amount of girls with severely chapped lips hang outside of Pierced Utopia.
Exactly like the show Melrose Place, except the Billy in this Melrose just works part-time slinging cheeseburger subs at Liberty Bell.
Everyone you’ve ever met from Malden is named Scotty, wears tracksuit sweatpants all day, and still maintains a strong MySpace presence.
Putting DMVs in malls since 1965. Oh yeah, and by the way: calling it “The Arsenal Project” just makes your mall sound like a London ska band that used to play downstairs at The Middle East on Tuesdays.