4. We have a deep-seeded reverence for deep-fried foods
A deep-fried pickle is a thing of beauty. Bless your hearts, which must be working very hard to process all these fried pickles.
5. Thrillist looks SO fricking good on mobile
Seriously, the Thrillist app is no joke, before you bite the photo of the burger on your screen, just click on it and we’ll bring you to where it is. You might even be reading this on your phone at this moment! Wait, are we talking directly to you right now? No? Ok, that got weird.
6. We'll torch our tongues in the name of tastiness
As one of the nation's spiciest cities, we're more than happy to breathe fire for the sake of finding the best tongue-numbing dishes around.