21. Walk through the Crown Fountain at Millennium Park
Usually the only humans who frolic through Crown Fountain are less than 10 years old, so 30 really is pushing it.
22. Order late-night delivery for a deep-dish pizza
Been out late and have no regard for your body? Chicago’s Pizza will deliver a deep-dish or stuffed pizza until 5am. Each one has approximately 3,000,000 calories.
This raucous Saturday night comedy show features comedians and regular folk telling some of the funniest booze-related stories you’ll hear anywhere. Maybe your first tango with tequila will make the cut.
24. Go out five times in one week
Actually, this is just called “summer in Chicago.” Maybe seven times in one week.
25. Close out a 4am bar, on a weekday
Eventually, closing out a 4am bar results in a hangover so crippling that the only things you’ll be able to do the next day are watch Netflix, order delivery, and wallow in shame. Until then, a gallon of coffee will get you through the workday, so let ‘er rip while you still can.