Located near Peoria, Club Cabare't bills itself as an old-school gentlemen’s club, where visitors can grab dinner, get a haircut and, of course, see some nude-iness. The club itself has a bit of a ‘70s, Ron Burgundy flair to it, with ceiling tiles, tufted leather seats, fireplace, and several video gambling machines. There’s also a VIP wine room, hair shop, nail salon, shoeshine station, smoke shop, and gift shop. So yeah, Club Cabare't can hook you up with pretty much everything except a ribeye steak. Oh WAIT, they offer that too, as well as huge menu of dinner and breakfast offerings.