George R.R. Martin
Why he hates Chicago: Hmmmm, a pizza-related blog post from our favorite literary cock-tease George R.R. Martin, let's have a look, shall we? He loves New York pizza... says New Haven pizza is also good... forces Hideki Matsui's minor league team to dress up in Game of Thrones uniforms... comments that "deep dish pizza is an offense against the pizza gods"?! Oh hell no.
Why he's a complete idiot: Georgey boy, you have one job -- to write manuscripts for HBO -- and every word you type on your LiveJournal (which, seriously, you can't even make the jump to Tumblr?) is one less word being put into the GoT canon. Besides, ripping on deep dish pizza is a Chicagoan's job, back off.