St. Patrick’s Day in Chicago... otherwise known as amateur hour. To help you survive the forthcoming onslaught of idiocy, we’ve compiled a handy list of dos and don'ts that should (fingers crossed) get you through the weekend. Feel free to send to a friend. You know the one...
Henry's Kitchen: Masterclass Trailer flickr/simon king
DO watch the dyeing of the river flickr/steve hardy
DON'T get it on your hands flickr/kate gardiner flickr/Jamie mccaffrey FLICKR/THEFEMGEEK
DO dress in festive attire Flick/yooperann
DON'T even think about it Flickr/Greg Wass FLICKR/GROOVNICK
DON'T drink the river water Flickr/Steve Hardy Flickr/aurimas flickr/marta sand flickr/david
DON'T forget to do your taxes first Flickr/jamie mccaffrey flickr/john w. iwanski flickr/Quinn dombrowski flickr/yooperann flickr/john w. iwanski flickr/Brendan lynch flickr/Jay[N]
DON'T play green beer pong… flickr/Jay[N] ... (it won't end well)
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Jay Gentile is Thrillist’s Chicago Editor and, of all his St. Patrick’s Day mistakes, dyeing his dog is not one of them. Follow him @ThrillistChi.