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Dry Hump: The Game

Dry Hump: The Game is a virtual choose-your-own-adventure played out via a series of interactive YouTube vids, through which you'll guide one of two long-haired protagonists (one a dude, one a chick, though both're uncomfortably similar in appearance) into utterly bizarre episodes, with the right picks leading to psychedelic, more-funny-than-sexual heavy-petting slow-mos.