28. The scum that builds up in the "L" tunnels
Anyone have extra rubber gloves?
29. The entirety of Lower Wacker Dr
So many dumpsters, so little ventilation.
30. Anything wet that drips on you from above
No, that’s not a rain shower.
32. White Castle food, before 1am
After 1am? A thing of beauty.
33. This Bears team
A joke, kinda.
34. Masturbating bums
Can’t be a good thing.
35. Humboldt Park after Riot Fest
Good thing you didn’t wear your new white shoes. Or did you?
36. Dirty snow
Once it hits the ground, all claims to beauty are off.
37. Lollapalooza Porta-Pottys
We've all been there.
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Jay Gentile is Thrillist’s Chicago Editor and remains optimistic that the good outweighs the gross... most of the time. Follow him @ThrillistCHI.