5 fright-filled haunted houses that will give you nightmares

Published On 10/23/2013 Published On 10/23/2013
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Sometimes you just need a good scare that can't be provided by a slasher movie or your rapidly mounting debt. That's where haunted houses come in. So get yourself to these five fear-inducing Chicagoland fright emporiums that're packing everything from homicidal clowns to... actually nothing is scarier than homicidal clowns.

Statesville Haunted Prison®

Statesville Haunted Prison
Where to find it: Crest Hill, IL
Why it will give you nightmares: Whenever a prison's newly appointed warden is the “Demon of Darkness”, there's likely to be issues. The Walking Dead has nothing on this prison filled with the Demon’s army of zombies, deranged prisoners wielding cattle prods and pickaxes, and even a madman covered in feces. Which probably happens at regular prison, too.

Realm of Terror

Realm of Terror Horror Experience
Where to find it: Round Lake Beach, IL
Why it will give you nightmares: This intense mature-audiences-only (so it's scarier than Cathouse?) haunted house incorporates impressively grotesque costumes and next-level special effects with mazes and rooms that look like set pieces from Hostel.

Basement of the Dead

Basement of the Dead
Where to find it: Aurora, IL
Why it will give you nightmares: If Pennywise from Stephen King’s It gives you the willies, wait until you see the circus (and corpse-filled basement) of Shattered the Clown. You see, Shattered may have killed his wife during a circus trick, then killed the audience, and then sold his soul to Satan in order to continue the whole killing thing. The lesson? Just avoid clowns all the time.

Fear City Chicago
Where to find it: Morton Grove, IL
Why it will give you nightmares: This 40,000sqft warehouse of horror takes you on a disturbing ride though the airport, the “L”, and a county asylum occupied by characters ranging from psychotic little girls to an inbred family of Southside Irish gingers (shudder). The meticulous production team includes a former set decorator from Harpo Studios (you know he’s seen some things he can’t un-see from Oprah).

Saint Pascal's Haunted House

The Catacombs of Saint Pascal
Where to find it: Chicago (Dunning)
Why it will give you nightmares: If you’re looking to stay within city limits, this creepy church basement contains even creepier locales like a funeral home, butchery, and of course, catacombs.

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1. Statesville Haunted Prison 17250 S Weber Rd, Lockport, IL 60441

The "Demon of Darkness" has got a legitimate army of zombies to follow you around and scare the hell out of you... and there's also a disgusting madman walking around covered in feces... which is just gross and scary.

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2. Realm of Terror 421 W Rollins Rd, Round Lake Beach, IL 60073

If your dream was to be an extra in Hostel, this horrifying maze is the closest you're ever going to get to your dream. For mature-audiences only, Realm of Terror is truly a horrifying experience.

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3. Basement of the Dead 42 W New York St, Aurora, IL 60506

Shattered the Clown is alive in this haunted house. Shattered is kind of known for killing his wife during a circus trick, and then going on a spree. It's hard to tell whether you'll laugh or cry, but we have a strong feeling you will forget how to laugh once entering this maze of terror.

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4. Fear City Haunted House 8240 Austin Ave, Morton Grove, IL 60053

In this 40,000sqft warehouse, prepare to be petrified by creepy characters made-up by ex-Harpo Studios design people. It's bound to be realistic and just absolutely pee-your-pants worthy.

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5. The Catacombs of Saint Pascal 6143 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60634

Under a creepy church basement, you'll be led through a funeral home and several catacombs, making you the next victim for peed-in pants.