He smells of: Beer, cheese, and... beer-cheese.
He's wearing: An Aaron Rodgers jersey; orange camo undershirt.
Confusing question he’s asking: “Where is the closest Tyme machine? No, not a DeLorean, an ATM.”
Word he's pronouncing funny: "Roof" as "ruff"; also something about a bubbler and stop ‘n go lights?
He's talking about: Sturgeon spearing, the high score on Big Buck Hunter, how great Wisconsin is.
He’ll immediately argue: That Wisconsin has more lakes that Minnesota (“10,000 lakes my ass, try 15,000 lakes.”).
In a nutshell: This guy's from the only only surrounding state whose NFL fans like to brag about being pretend-owners of their team, insists on boiling bratwursts at tailgates, and gives off the slight aroma of cheese curds.