"One of my favorite things is mayonnaise and I have to tell you that. I love mayonnaise, but I don't eat it any more. If I do I put light mayonnaise on it, which I know is still not good but it's a lot better than the other one and I don't eat it that much."
-- Inspirational Stories
On Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford's hat:
"I think he can make all the throws, he’s a smart kid. I wish he’d put the baseball cap on frontwards instead of backwards all the time... I’m not knocking him. I’m just saying that’s the first thing I would tell him if I inherited him. When you're going to go do an interview, put it on like it’s supposed to be on, not backwards, sidewards, whatever way they put them on anymore."
-- Detroit Free Press 2/17/14
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