Expertly entertain any Chi visitor who comes your way

Published On 07/26/2013 Published On 07/26/2013
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Hosting visitors can be a tricky proposition; not every one of your friends and family wants to spend a weekend closing down 4a bars and sleeping until 1p, which is a damn shame. For just such occasions, we’ve created a visitors’ guide of activities for when non-party folks are in town, so you don’t wind up taking them to an arboretum (Latin for “boring tree museum”). THE GUEST: YOUR FRAT BUDDY WHO CAN'T DRINK ANYMORE FOR VARIOUS REASONS The bloom is off of this flip cup-playing, flip-flop-wearing rose. Your bud is looking to dry out in one of the booziest cities in the country, so here's where to occupy his idle hands so they don't have to wrap forlornly around an O'Douls. SpaceTime Tanks, 2526 N Lincoln Ave; 773.472.2700 Let your mind slip into an Inception-like dream state as you float in the pitch darkness of a sensory deprivation chamber filled with heavily epsom-salted water that lets you rest above the water far more easily than your natural fatness.

Galloping Ghost Arcade, 9415 Ogden Ave; Brookfield; 708.485.4700
Keep his mind off the hooch at this wholesome Brookfield arcade, which has 120 classic games to mash on until 2a. Just pay a flat cover rate and fatality to your heart's content.

Rooftop Sessions, Multiple Locations
This rotating concert series provides a chill atmosphere mercifully bereft of light beer tents and teenagers with sharp elbows.

Smoque, 2900 N Broadway; 773.904.8885
Give him a smoking experience he likely never had in college with a few puffs of flavored vapor, like Mountain Dew and custard cream pie, which also sounds like a post-smoking activity one might try in college.

Calumet Fisheries, 3259 E 95th St; 773.933.9855
Take a trip down to the historic waterfront seafood shack for smoking of the seafood variety, and down some oak-smoked salmon and shrimp right on the hood of your car. Oh, you'll probably want some fried shrimp too. Pro tip: head out back to check out the smoker and they might throw you a freebie.

You love Grammy and Grampy. You just don't love that they walk as if gravity is dragging them down; you're going to need a list of stops that have a nearby bench and easy access to bathrooms.

Architecture Boat Tour, 112 E Wacker Dr; 312.922.3432
Nana and Pop-Pop will be fascinated for hours, even if they retain little information other than “that one building’s shaped like water” and "The Dave Matthews Man's tour bus once pooped on one of these tours".

Garfield Conservatory, 300 N Central Park Ave; 312.746.5100
Old people love gardening nearly as much as buffets and naps, so get some fresh air and prepare to sit on many benches. There's also a farmer's market on Sundays where you can scarf down homemade treats while they bemoan rising produce prices.

Untouchable Tours, 600 block of N Clark St; 773.881.1195
Get a bus-aided tour through Chicago's roaring '20s gangster history (of which it has just a bit, in case you hadn't heard), on they off chance they missed it the first time (when they lived through it).

Margie's Candies, 1960 N Western Ave; 773.384.1035
An old-timey ice cream parlor that’s right near the Gorilla Tango, so grab sweets here first, and then catch a burlesque show matinee. Actually that might be awkward. Just stick to the nostalgic candies and sundaes.

Palm Court at the Drake, 140 E Walton Pl; 312.787.2200
Take tea and finger sandwiches as you listen to soothing sounds of live harp music, interrupted only by the sounds of you scarfing way too many finger sandwiches. If your grandparents happen to be British this becomes an even stronger move.

It's rough dealing with toddlers who are too young to be good at video games and too old to be entertained by a mobile. Do your sister a solid and keep the kid occupied, proving that you're the cool uncle and not the creepy uncle.

Candyality, 3425 N Southport Ave; 773.472.7800
Let ’em ride that sugar high as you indulge in candies you didn't even think they made anymore (Zots?!), because you don't have to take care of them later when things come crashing down (note: does not work for diabetics).

Storytown Improv at Stage 773, 1225 W Belmont Ave; 773.245.3443
Her kid who plays make-believe should fit in nicely with these adults who also play make-believe. It definitely beats having to sit through a Wiggles video.

Kid City, 1837 W Grand Ave; 312.829.6775
Play king (or queen) maker with your niece or nephew running for kid mayor of Kid City, a self-contained mini-metropolis where the little ones can tire themselves out with an exhaustive array of activities. Hopefully they work their way up to Kid President!

Xtreme Trampolines, 950 Busch Parkway; Buffalo Grove; 224.676.0660
Fulfill your own dream of dunking like Chocolate Thunder while the kid just jumps himself into a state of utter exhaustion (again, the name of the game is run 'em hard, sleep 'em long).

Play, 3109 W Logan Blvd; 773.227.6504
This independent toy store will probably have you wanting to get in on the action a bit yourself, from an extensive selection of wind-up toys to sock puppets, because who doesn't love a good sock puppet?

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1. Xtreme Trampolines 950 Busch Pkwy, Buffalo Grove, IL 60089

Xtreme Trampolines is exactly what it sounds like -- awesome trampolines inside a huge Buffalo Grove space, upon which you can jump, dunk, dance, and do pretty much anything.

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2. SpaceTime Tanks 2526 N Lincoln Ave, Chicago, IL 60614

SpaceTime Floatation Tanks are a unique spa experience allowing you to float in a pod filled with super-salty water. Crazy? Maybe. Very cool? Definitely.

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3. Chicago Architecture Foundation 224 S Michigan Ave, Chicago, IL 60604 (Loop)

Through programs, tours, and exhibitions, the Chicago Architecture Foundation promotes and celebrates the city as an architectural landmark.

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4. Galloping Ghost Arcade 9415 Ogden Ave, Brookfield, IL 60513

From a group of dudes who're actually working on producing a video game of their own, GGA's a sprawling den of old school arcadery packed wall-to-wall with a painstakingly curated collection of 120 classic titles (with 80 more to come once they're refurbished), all gloriously set to unlimited free play based on a $15 cover that hooks gamers 'til closing at 2am, an hour when they'd usually be fiddling with their joysticks anyways.

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5. Smoque BBQ 3800 N Pulaski Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 (Irving Park)

This Texas-style barbecue joint in Irving Park kicked off the smoked meat movement on the North Side in the mid-aughts, and it's been delivering great brisket, pulled pork, St. Louis ribs, and Rudy Mikeska sausage ever since. Smoque still has lines out the door because it's a must-stop on any eating tour of Chicago. FYI: it's BYOB so bring a frosty six-pack to fend off the inevitable meat sweats.

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6. Calumet Fisheries 3259 E 95th St, Chicago, IL 60617 (Calumet Heights)

It's no wonder Calumet Fisheries, on the far south side of Chicago, was featured on Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations. Open since the 1940s, the family-owned seafood shack is one of the only smokehouses left in Chicago that smokes fish naturally over a wood fire. It offers an endless variety of smoked fish -- from salmon, sturgeon, and white fish to trout, catfish, and shrimp. Not to mention, its fried stuff is pretty good too.

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7. Garfield Conservatory 300 N Central Park Ave, Chicago, IL 60624

Garfield Conservatory is a botanical park in Chicago.

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8. Margie's Candies 1960 N Western Ave, Chicago, IL 60647

To put it in blunt terms, you simply haven't lived the true Chicago life until you've been to the legendary Margie's Candies. Serving Bucktown since 1921, this generations-old candy shop offers every confection imaginable, all made by hand every day. The ice cream, scooped into homemade waffle cones and delicately dipped in a rich chocolate sauce, is so decadent that both The Rolling Stones and The Beatles have ventured here after shows to satisfy their (brown) sugar cravings.

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9. The Drake Hotel 140 E Walton Pl, Chicago, IL 60611

The Drake Hotel is a Hilton-owned lodging with a Palm Room for tea and finger sandwiches -- and Princess Diana once stayed there (!!!).

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10. Candyality 3425 N Southport Ave, Chicago, IL 60657

Candyality's a -- you guessed it! -- candy store in Chicago with hundreds of types of bulk candy and even a Licorice Bar!

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11. Stage 773 1225 W Belmont Ave, Chicago, IL 60657

Located in the Belmont Theatre District, Stage 773 is a performance and tenant venue providing entertainment on four stages. Shows include comedy, theatre, dance, and musical presentations (including burlesque!). The not-for-profit showcases established and up-and-coming artists alike. Check out its three annual events: The Chicago Sketch Comedy Festival, Women’s Funny Festival, and Nerd Comedy Festival.

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12. Kid City 1837 W Grand Ave, Chicago, IL 60622

Kid City is an indoor playground in Chicago.

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13. Play 3109 W Logan Blbd, Chicago, IL (Logan Square)

Play is a children's book, toy, and game store in Chicago's Logan Square.



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