9. Chi-centric apartment decor
It’s not enough to have the skyline outside of your home -- you need a tasteful panoramic photo or painting inside as well. And a Chicago neighborhood map. Now, where to hang the flag?
10. Making fun of the suburbs
This practice is engaged in most frequently by… people who grew up in the suburbs.
We’ll regale you with our thoughts on Frank Lloyd Wright, or just point at the Sears Tower and say, “Look how freaking tall that is."
12. Ignoring corporate sponsorship
In case you didn't notice from No. 11, it’s still the Sears. And it’s still Comiskey.
13. Aging baseball announcers
Is Hawk slowly slipping into Harry Caray territory? YESSS!