Only a sociopath would be counting down the days until summer weather flees the city, but it's a sad reality that pretty soon it's going to be nothing but sweaters and swearing at Jay Cutler. But hope is not gone just yet -- you can get a few more weeks of use out of those shorts and sandals to knock off some of these outdoorsy items around Chicago before anyone even brings up the word "vortex."
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We don't need no stinking ocean, make use of Lake Michigan and the Chicago River (without worrying about catching diphtheria) by hitting any of these 20 waterfront bars.
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We've picked out nine prime cabin destinations around the Midwest that are begging for you to relive your
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It's easy to become complacent living in a concrete jungle, so drive around and see some waterfalls, national parks, and buffalo (?!).
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Did you know that Chicago's best burger and pizza places have each expanded out to second locations? Because you should know that.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it: to follow the strategies laid out in this sneaking guide to take laps in a private, riff raff-free pool.
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The only thing better than drinking on a boat is doing it without having to worry about running out of beer or paying for gas.
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Here are 13 spots for kegs and eggs and a view.
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While there's no risk of hypothermia or 100x rideshare multiplier.
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These bars are prime real estate for taking in the city in all of its warm-weather glory.
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Sean Cooley is Thrillist's senior editor and he thinks barefoot shoes are just the worst. Follow him: @SeanCooley.