Would You Rather: The Chicago Edition

The best part of living in Chicago? We get to make awesome decisions every day. "Would you rather eat a maple-glazed donut or a... MAPLE-GLAZED DONUT?", "Drink 'til 4am or eat 'til 4am??", "Have a few beers off the shore of Lake Michigan or from a skyscraper nearby???" Still, if we're being fair, Chicago also has its share of can't-win situations, which we decided to have fun with this week with this: the Chicago version of "Would You Rather?"

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Jay Gentile is Thrillist’s Chicago Editor and he’d do anything to avoid having to see his buddy’s improv act again... maybe even Wieners Circle. Follow him @ThrillistCHI.