5. You can actually afford to live here
Hell, in supposedly cooler cities like New York, or San Francisco, or Seattle, or... err, you get the picture, people can barely afford to read Thrillist, and it's completely, totally, 100% free.
And all that cash you save on rent and stuff means you've got more to spend at all the breweries in Ohio City, or on cocktails at the Velvet Tango Room.
7. Superman is from Cleveland!
Well, kinda: just look for the plaque hanging on the fence outside of 10622 Kimberly Ave, where in 1932, 18-year-old Jerry Siegel invented the Man of Steel.