9. It's the "Roller Coaster Capital of the World"
Well Cedar Point is, and yeah it's an hour away, but what are you gonna do... let Sandusky tell people IT'S the Roller Coaster Capitol of the World?!
10. There ain't no party like a Lake Erie party. Yes, really.
No kidding, the rest of the country has no idea what it's missing, from the aforementioned Cedar Point to South Bass Island, which made Thrillist's list of America's best party islands for some reason. And that reason is that we love swim-up bars, presumably.
11. Thrillist is coming
Be the first person you know to sign up for our FREE daily emails bringing you all the food/drink/fun stuff you can handle, because once the word gets out... um, nothing will really change, and it'll still be free, but still: sign up now!
Bradley Foster is a senior editor at Thrillist who LOVES Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, and has actually been to Cleveland... just don't ask for how long.