3. Make pretentious comments about art & sip 'tails at the Dallas Museum of Art's Late Nights
Once a month, the Dallas Museum of Art keeps the doors open until midnight, sets up some bars, gets some bands to play, and turns the museum into the ultimate hipster pickup bar. Impress your date with made-up facts about the painting American Gothic, if nothing else.
4. Go explore a world where science doesn't exist at the Creation Evidence Museum
For a mere $5 per person, you can take your date to the Creation Evidence Museum in Glen Rose. In the entryway, you and your date will be greeted by T-Rex heads and other fossil "evidence" that "proves" the theory of Creationism. But don't worry, no need to get too deep. A date with a good sense of humor will appreciate this kitschy and truly bananas "museum."