Dallas Burlesque Festival

Today through Sunday at House of Blues, catch 75 performances including special guests like New Zealand's Eva Strangeglove, Chicago's Michelle L'amour, and the Schlep Sisters: actual long-lost siblings who found each other in '03 while researching Yiddish theater staples like the all-too-real Passover in Pasties, during which "hide the matzoh" took on a very unorthodox meaning.