19. Lake Worth has alligators
The White Rock Lake ghost pales in comparison.
20. We are really, really grateful for Gary Patterson
Because long before Gary Patterson, there was Pat Sullivan.
21. The Stockyards and Downtown are two separate places
Despite what ESPN commercial breaks might have you believe. Also, that tower with the ball on top is actually in Dallas.
22. We’re still combing Logan’s Run for an exterior shot of the Hulen Mall
Well, three or four of us are, anyway.
23. Hey, at least we’re not Arlington!
Then we'd really have things to complain about.
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