The rent is too damn high
This isn't San Francisco. No one's within walking distance of Central Park. There's no reason to be jacking up the rent on a mediocre one bedroom overlooking scenic... I-75. Well, except for the fact that people will apparently pay it. Stop the madness!
Bartenders, remember you're in Dallas
This isn't Miami. Or LA. Or even Chicago, for that matter. Dallas is meant to be a friendly place that isn't about putting on airs, yet certain bars would have you believe they're the newest hotspot in Paris (France, not Texas), and you should feel privileged just to be there. A well-made cocktail is great and all, but so is a little eye contact and some manners.
Ladies, you’re not the next Kim K. Guys, you aren't auditioning for a Dallas version of Jersey Shore.
This doesn't apply to all of you, but it definitely applies to some of you. And you are probably in Uptown.