One of DFW's most relentlessly decimating bands has also become one of our most relentlessly decimating Tweeters, putting out musical mirth like these two immortal gems: "Jesus suffered a huge blow to his ego when the Doobie Brothers deemed him just alright. Oh well. He thought the Doobies were just meh", and "What if God was one of us? God: Hey, does anyone want my collection of Joan Osborne CDs? I'm moving and I'm just not real into her now".