5. You wanted to try Pecan Lodge, so of course you went late to avoid the crowd. You are now checking Thrillist for a backup plan, as they're either out of food or still rocking a 90 minute wait.
6. You think that you can just bike year-round to work, the grocery store, etc. You’re dreaming -- one day you’ll die of heat stroke, the next you’ll get pelted with golf ball size hail. You’re going to need a ride that isn’t a 10-speed.
7. You try to smoke a cigarette in a bar or restaurant. You can, however, smoke an e-cig -- it won't make you look like an out of towner, but it WILL make you look stupid.