Aren't they all?

Debunking the long-mistaken belief that nothing good ever happens in a van, this photo-blog's creepy mission involves “finding them, documenting them, and in an odd way, cherishing them -- before they show up on Nancy Grace”. Included in the gallery are such protective-services red flags as a Baptist church van at an adult video store, a rolling billboard for "Dr. Playground", and one hastily scribbled with the ubiquitous "Free Candy", which is how they lured Chris Farley down by the river.