12. Offering to buy a group of girls in Uptown a drink
First of all, Romeo, this never works. Second of all, that little proposal will set you back about fifty bucks... and don’t forget tip.
13. Not taking flash flood or tornado warnings seriously
Unless you’re fond of using your car as a flotation device or airplane.
14. Accidentally getting on I-635 any time of day. Or night.
Scheduled completion of construction 2035.
15. Attempting a 4-mile Katy Trail run in August
Look, don’t be a hero. Treadmills exist.