9. Saying anything bad about Tony Romo
If the Cowboys are doing well, that is. When he inevitably screws it up, saying anything good becomes the bad decision. It is a delicate dance.
10. Bottomless mimosas on Sunday
What started out as a pleasant weekend brunch just turned into a potential appearance on the Six O’Clock News.
11. "Riding Dirty" in Highland Park
When you’re pulled over, which you will be, that broken taillight will become a $500 repair. However, if you're in Dallas, ride on brother. Ride on.