If you've lived in Dallas, you know we have our issues. But we also have our strengths. And not just the ones we develop spending too much time at the gym. We also have these 21 things we do better than anyone:
Roads, buildings... doesn’t matter -- we break it down and build it bigger and better! Play a game next time you drive down 35 and count the orange signs. It's not really a very fun game.
2. Outsized sports expectations
THIS is the year Romo finally puts it together and the Cowboys... finish 8-8.
3. Inexplicably not having an HEB
Dear HEB -- please, please come to Dallas? Did we say please?
4. Getting hailed on
Related thing we do better than anyone: car roof paint jobs.
Will people disagree with this? Yes. Will they be wrong? Also yes.
6. Spending our parents money
"Thanks Mom and Dad for my $180,000, four year-long party, err... education. I will put this to great use interning this Summer and then spending another three years in law school. You’ve got that covered too, right?"