7. Go straight out after jogging
What, you're going to jog the Katy Trail, go home, shower, then come back and grab a beer at the Ice House? Don't be ridiculous. You're going to jog right up to a tap and then kick back and let the taste of beer make you forget all about the smell of you.
8. Drink frozens in the city where frozens were born
When Mariano Martinez invented the frozen margarita machine by modifying an old soft-serve ice cream rig, he created the panacea for every harried office worker, stay at home mom, recently single 20-something, spring breaker, oh hell just any human ever alive, really. You should be celebrating that, like, every day, at one of his restaurants, or at a fine establishment like Gloria's that honors his legacy of maximum refreshment.