5. Bask in the glow of aggressively neon skyscrapers
What’s that, Manhattan? Oh, you’ve got your classy Empire State Building? And what did you say, Chicago? Sears Tower? Ha! More like the Schmears Tower. Dallas is the Hummer-limo-filled-with-a-bachelorette-party-blasting-Ke$ha of skylines, and that's the way we like it.
6. Know that wherever you are, Chuck Norris was probably there too
Thanks-Giving Square. Plaza of the Americas. The corner of Griffin and Corbin. At some point every single street corner, building, bar, and home in Dallas appeared on Walker Texas Ranger. For all you know, Chuck Norris might have kicked Gary Busey's ass on the very spot you're standing right now. It's exhilarating.