The Hot Wet Mess

Saturday, head to Denton for a farewell-to-Summer bash where a sprinkler and water slide will greet you as you walk in (to make sure you live up to the event's name), after which you'll enjoy music from The Black Lips, Reggie Watts, and Unknown Mortal Orchestra, as well as a skate park and XCW Wrestling -- jump into that ring, and you'll be an unknown mortal no more.