Because cigars pair well with any accomplishment -- and because if you haven't accomplished anything, they can make you feel like you have -- head to Renegade Cigars: a plush, brick-walled, wood-floored smoker's den started up by husband & wife Harley enthusiasts, coming complete with a ventilation system that sucks out the haze every six minutes, and a back patio where nature does that same job. The lowdown:
Ambiance: It's provided by chairs & couches whose comfort level's measured in their brownness, antique German ashtrays the wife's picked up over the years, drawings of hard-puffing godfathers (Vito Corleone, Tonys Soprano & Montana), a black-glassed fireplace, twin big-ass plasmas, the husband's hockey memorabilia (Neal Broten!), and, parked out front, an Austrian military truck they've named "Penz", possibly named for the Depenz you'll need if you see it boring down in your rear-view mirror.
Cigars: Among many, many others, their walk-in humidor offers Liga Privada Oliva, Joya de Nicaragua, Casa Fernandez, Diamond Crown, Arturo Fuente, and Bollywood's favorite boxer, Rocky Patel. They also vend Cojimar flavored varieties and Xikar lighters & clippers, and rent wooden lockers optimized for stogie and booze storage.
Drinks & Food: Said booze is fully BYOB, but to facilitate that there's a full bar setup, complete w/ ice machine and cocktail tools, and once they get to know you they might mix you up a little something using your own supplies. Out on the back patio, they'll roll out another 55" TV on cooler days, and once it opens, you'll be able to order food & bevvies from waiters working for the forthcoming adjacent Mexican joint -- also something to smoke when accomplishing nothing is your accomplishment.