Have you ever looked around a Cowboys game or Six Flags and thought to yourself, "It'd be great if these fine people were hanging out in my neighborhood CONSTANTLY!"? Didn't think so. Also, even the most robust anti-Austin bias can't get anyone to say nice things about UT-A
Sounds like a place you'd want to go to buy insurance. Is actually a place you don't want to go if you're an immigrant.
[Homer Simpson voice] Booooooring!
"Good sir, I quite admire your mullet and am most excited for this year's upcoming NASCAR competitions" is a conversation one might hear in Ennis, if people talked way different there.
Truck drivin'-, country music lovin'-Texans who are REALLY happy to be close to Fort Worth.
Even the guns here own guns.
Remember that scene in Wayne's World when Wayne says he's in Delaware? "Hi... I'm in Rowlett."
So many golf courses. Even more latte-swilling girls who can't even.
These are the exact kinds of people you'd expect to consciously choose to live somewhere called "Trophy Club."
Your house is nice-ish, your yard is huge, and your commute is brutal. At least you're sort of close to... Plano!