The time has come to vote. Which means the time has also come to watch a ton of dry political TV, endlessly talk about policy, and stand around in line forever at a polling station. So after fulfilling your civic duty, why not treat yourself to a little civic booty, and celebrate your freedom at the most lascivious place possible?
Here's how this works: 1) check here to figure out where you need to vote, 2) pray it's one of the places below, 3) hit the "map it!" link for the fastest route to sexy town, and finally, 4) scroll through to hear Mile High's raciest ladies weigh in on the presidential race.
If You Live In: Cap Hill
Your Likely Polling Place Is Denver Public Schools Administration Building, 900 Grant St
A Definite Pole-ing Place Is: Diamond Cabaret and Steakhouse, 1222 Glenarm Pl
If You Live In: Highland
Your Likely Polling Place Is: Mile High United Way, 2505 18th St
A Definite Pole-ing Place Is: Dandy Dan's, 214 Federal Blvd
If You Live In: LoDo
Your Likely Polling Place Is: Brooks Tower Lobby, 1020 15th St
A Definite Pole-ing Place Is: La Boheme Gentleman's Cabaret, 1443 Stout St
If You Live In: Congress Park
Your Likely Polling Place Is: Denver Botanic Gardens, 1005 York St
A Definite Pole-ing Place Is: Shotgun Willie's 490 S Colorado Blvd