8. Forget thy first Rocky Mountain oyster
Having fried balls in your mouth is a singular right of passage.
9. Disrespect the Duke of Denver
Fine, no one actually calls him that, but seriously, one bad word about Mr. Elway and we have ourselves a problem.
10. Be underequipped
Snowboards, skis, bikes, helmets, tents, backpacks, camelbacks, guns, hatchets, beer, and anything and everything at REI should fit nicely into your Subaru and also double as fitting apartment decor.
11. Trek Colfax alone
Some Colfax inhabitants = wildlings from North of The Wall.
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