Denver is inarguably fantastic. Denver's suburbs? Well, that's debatable. Ever been in the suburbs and thought, "I think this place might suck?" Well, now you can know for sure...
While there's a surprising lack of both wheat and ridges, Wheat Ridge makes up for it with a surplus of old people. So many old people.
There's always a heated debate about whether it's pronounced "Westminster" or "Westminister," and that's the bulk of the excitement to be found here.
Otherwise known as "Lakehood."
There are some legit Asian and Ethiopian restaurants. Hopefully that excites you, because there isn't much else.
Unlike Wheat Ridge, Edgewater lives up to its name, legitimately situated on the edge of some water. Unfortunately, said water is Sloan's Lake, and it's kinda gross and unfortunate-smelling.