Who would you rather hang out with: engineering students or tourists flocking to the Coors factory? Guess what, you don't have to choose!
If you watch Caddyshack and think to yourself, "Judge Smails is the sort of man I'd like to have as a neighbor and friend," AND you just inherited a decent-sized real estate fortune, welcome home.
Voted "Most Likely To Have Residents Who Really, Really Wish They Hadn't Decided To Leave Denver."
Your ex-girlfriend's parents probably live here. If they don't, give it time.
Naming a Colorado town "Mountain View" is like building an enormous sign that says: "There Is Literally Nothing Here. It's The Best We Could Do, Okay?".