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The 9 Naughtiest Things You Can Do in Denver

Published On 04/07/2015 Published On 04/07/2015

Sometimes being naughty in Denver means you have been eating too many of these. Other times it means you've been letting loose at one of these:

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Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret

Northwest
Lannie's is well-known in Denver for being the underground venue that does a variety of shows, including the sexy and raunchy kind. There's typically a burlesque show of some variety going on, and the generally affordable ticket prices don't hurt.
 

Sugar House

Southwest
This swinger's club shut down a few years ago, but reopened thanks to the demand from regular customers. Give the people what they want! It's a drop-in club with a liquor license and private rooms available, but it is aimed towards young, fit couples and single ladies. The seriously cheap cocktails help loosen up the vibe.
 

The Denver Sanctuary

Downtown
For those who are seriously dedicated to the BDSM lifestyle, the Sanctuary is a secret club that requires a membership and the ability to follow instructions. Specific rules must be followed in order to attend any class or event, so those with commitment (or dominatrix) phobias need not apply.

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Denver Bound

Secret location
An educational center that provides classes for those interested in learning the art of bondage. You must bring your own rope and a pair of scissors to class in order to participate. Homework assignments are probably more exciting than what you were used to in college.
 

Scarlet Ranch

Littleton
Experience a true mountain retreat, but swingers-style. This upscale lodge is for those who want to indulge in an alternative lifestyle in a sophisticated atmosphere. There are hot tubs, fine-dining, a dance floor, and several bar areas. It's like the typical Colorado getaway most people might imagine, but with an erotic twist.

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Mountain Air Ranch

Littleton
If you've always hated wearing clothes, this family nudist resort is the place for you. Located about 45 minutes outside of the city, Mountain Air Ranch sprawls across 150 acres and has lots of activities to enjoy in the nude. You can go for a day or buy an annual membership if you just can't get enough naked volleyball and camping.
 

Midtowne Spa

Highland
This national franchise is a mens-only bathhouse, with all the usual amenities like saunas, pools, and a dungeon room with a double bed. Not only is it a spa, there are also events and specials happening at a fairly regular clip.
 

3090 Eden

Downing St
The newly re-opened Eden is now a membership-only social club for swingers. They don't want casual drop-ins, only people who are committed to the lifestyle -- so this isn't the place for beginners wanting to experiment.
 

La Boheme

Northwest
Denver has its share of strip clubs like any other city, but there's something that sets this apart from any other: tiny strippers! Its recent March Mini Madness brought Little Sassy Cassee, the smallest stripper you ever did see, to the stage. It's also not uncommon for adult film stars you may or may not admit to being familiar with grace one of the five stages.

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