Many of our past Presidents have been involved in notorious affairs, from Clinton with Monica, to JFK with Marilyn, to John Adams with someone apparently named "XYZ", so she must have been like, Mongolian or something. Learn the sexy one-liners that got them in hot, hot water, at Presidential Pickup Lines.
A brand-new Tumblr that mashes up old portraits of Commanders in Chief with history-referencing, cheesy one-liners, PPL's already got highlights like:
Teddy Roosevelt preparing to rough ride:
- Here's my corollary to the Monroe Doctrine: Speak softly and carry my big stick.
- Baby, you be Panama. And Imma underpay Irish workers to dig a trench through you.
William Taft using smooth talk to overcome the one thing that anyone remembers about him (alienating progressives with the Payne-Aldrich Tariff Act of 1909):
- Trusts aren't all I bust.
- I was a Supreme Court Justice and a President. I'm pretty good at holding multiple positions.
The thing's constantly being updated, but already also contains good stuff for everyone from Lincoln, to LBJ, to Nixon coyly commenting "it's pretty tricky", though it's unclear if he's making a sexual innuendo, or just a comment about how hard it is to pronounce the names of John Adams' exotic girlfriends.